Tag: funny
group name: mindlessdrivel
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May 02, 2009 12:18 PM EDT --
It had been said that America would get a black president "when pigs fly!"
Obama has been in office 100 days and WHAM!
SWINE FLU!
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February 19, 2007 06:40 AM EST --
I have been working in a pharmacy for a few years now and it always amazes me that people don't listen to what you are saying. Our normal procedure, to make sure the right medication is going . . .
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January 11, 2007 07:09 PM EST --
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx~
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January 11, 2007 08:35 AM EST --
Any day without sunshine
is probably just night
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January 11, 2008 09:48 PM EST --
Thanks Sharon. I'll take your challenge and up you to writing a poem using the Acrostic or Etheree form of poetry.
1. What do you do on rainy days? If there's lightening, . . .
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November 25, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
Sooooo, I'm walking along...trying to be a good pack leader.
Cody is suppose to be following me...head high with nose pointed forward...tail wagging but not too excessively.
We're . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened . . .
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . .
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . .
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April 15, 2007 02:19 PM EDT --
*Men and Women*
*~Some Interesting Facts~*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A woman worries about the future . . .
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January 10, 2007 05:09 PM EST --
The First Day of Kindergarden
I was screaming at the top of my lungs like I was being mauled by lions on that fateful day in 1984. It was my first day of Kindergarden, and I thought . . .
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December 15, 2006 09:21 PM EST --
by David the Dogman
DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems down the road.
DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for small cage. . . .
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April 16, 2007 01:33 PM EDT --
I decided to water the new shrubs. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided it needed washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed the mail on the
table . . .
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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November 03, 2006 05:42 PM EST --
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet . . .
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November 01, 2006 11:10 PM EST --
I just recieved this in an email and love it even though I have seen it before.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the GUYS' side of the story. I must admit, it's . . .
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December 16, 2006 11:08 AM EST --
This one was too cute not to share. I just got it in an email.
From: Rita Yeazel
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York andsays, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you . . .
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December 19, 2006 03:38 PM EST --
This one came in an email while I was gone.
I'm the life of the party . . . . . . even when it lasts 'til 8pm.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps with . . .
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