Tag: humor
group name: mindlessdrivel
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November 22, 2006 07:17 PM EST --
If you are in the nursing profession or are friends with someone who is, then you know that we have a morbid sense of humor. Well, at least most of the nurse's do that . . .
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May 29, 2007 12:24 PM EDT --
This "recipe" is posted in relation to a request for General Tso's Chicken recipes in Sandy Knauer's Article.
Kiddies, don't try this one at home.
First, take one chicken, preferably . . .
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February 19, 2007 06:40 AM EST --
I have been working in a pharmacy for a few years now and it always amazes me that people don't listen to what you are saying. Our normal procedure, to make sure the right medication is going . . .
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January 11, 2007 11:48 AM EST --
Dear Friends and Enemies, the Apathetic, and to The People I Do Not Know Yet (especially if you are non-Gather Members):
I'm sad to report that lately my Cranky Level has been notched up a few bars, . . .
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July 12, 2007 03:40 AM EDT --
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Reposting since I learned how to imbed URLs.
Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to . . .
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September 12, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
What's the feeblest excuse you've ever come up with for missing a deadline? Inspiration for this morning's blog refuses to appear in my head so I thought I'd better come up with a . . .
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September 17, 2007 10:45 PM EDT --
I think not. But that's just tough because I'm going to give it a shot anyway.
And I'm going into this knowing full well the inherent dangers of doing so, as expressed in this quote from The . . .
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . .
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:08 AM EST --
(I worked all day on monday, so please forgive my lateness)
Den dare was da time dat Guidry boy went to da lumberyard, Fred Mills lumber yard and he said he wanted to buy some 4 by 2's and Mr. Fred . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . .
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April 15, 2007 02:19 PM EDT --
*Men and Women*
*~Some Interesting Facts~*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A woman worries about the future . . .
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December 15, 2006 03:12 PM EST --
Once upon a time, in a kingdom known as The Internet, there dwelt a quaint village called Gather. Now, this place wasn’t very large as such villages go, but it touted itself . . .
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January 10, 2007 05:09 PM EST --
The First Day of Kindergarden
I was screaming at the top of my lungs like I was being mauled by lions on that fateful day in 1984. It was my first day of Kindergarden, and I thought . . .
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April 12, 2009 06:05 AM EDT --
The long awaited (?) fourth instalment of my less than dramatic memoirs has emerged.
1. I Was a Teenage Scullery Maid
2. Have You Moved Your Bowels Today Mr Brown? . . .
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December 15, 2006 09:21 PM EST --
by David the Dogman
DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems down the road.
DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for small cage. . . .
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September 06, 2007 07:59 PM EDT --
Oh this was too funny. Yesterday in Sydney, where the APEC summit is taking place amidst the tightest security ever seen in this country, a bunch of ratbags from our comedy show The Chaser's War on . . .
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April 03, 2008 08:32 AM EDT --
On Monday I'm adopting a weight reducing lifestyle. Again. Yawn. Yes, I know, so let's not get too caught up in that tiresome over-worked issue...
Instead I'm here to discuss the next four . . .
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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May 11, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think both are worth sharing. They came in my email.
Without Sin
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are . . .
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